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| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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