| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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