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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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