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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 2. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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