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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many over eager PAs does it take to screw in a li...A: Done!... more
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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