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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 2. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many over eager PAs does it take to screw in a li...A: Done!... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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