A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Movie and TV jokes
Date Added:11/12/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:21
 
Joke:After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?" "Well," one of the officers says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground." The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Movie And TV Jokes:

1.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more

2.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more

3.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more

4.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more

5.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more

6.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more

7.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more

8.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more

9.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more

10.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners