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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more
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