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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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