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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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