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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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