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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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