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| Q/ What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A/ You only have to punch the information into the drum... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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