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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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