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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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