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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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