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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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