| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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