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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q/ What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
A/ Mildly retarded.... more
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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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