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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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