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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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