| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q/ What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A/ You only have to punch the information into the drum... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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