| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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