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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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