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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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