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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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