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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn mon... more
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