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| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn mon... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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