| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn mon... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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