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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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