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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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