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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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