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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn mon... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| Q/ What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A/ You only have to punch the information into the drum... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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