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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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