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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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