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| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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