| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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