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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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