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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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