| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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