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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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