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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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