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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q/ What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
A/ Mildly retarded.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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