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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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