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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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