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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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