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| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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