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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q/ What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A/ You only have to punch the information into the drum... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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