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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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