| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn mon... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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